Is that so… I am also… having a sweet dream.

pottermorehousepride:

Slytherin Pride

unicakes:

bokkehblog:

Yep!

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did about this.

askthosedouchebags:

BB: please you know gainax has a special place in the strider household

BB: ttgl was our friday night tradition for the longest damn time

BB: just the box set some popcorn a dozen apple juice popsicles and us

BB: i was thinking about rewatching it you know like a trip down memory lane now that im old and feeble

BB: dave didnt want to though

BB: he doesnt seem like hes much into it anymore

BB: guess he outgrew it

eternitysshadow:

curzec:

jokerslittlesweetheart:

disturbedindividual:

squ33k5:

lacigreen:

christiantheatheist:

timeandrelativedistanceissexy:

is she for real omfg

Damn this is funny.

omg, did this woman really just compare rwandan genocide to masturbation?

Her face at the end. Priceless. She is a sweet girl and everything and If she wants to walk the path on non masturbation.. I’m perfectly happy doing what I do. :3

wtf is this

“And later I’m going to masturbate and I’m gonna think about you, and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Her face when he said that…priceless.

Her voice annoys me to no end. And the man has a point. People shouldn’t be such control freaks like her.

I just…I can’t. 

“I RECYCLE AND I MASTURBATE.”

I can’t. 

sammneiland:

pissexual:

things that are funny: yaoi hands

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this has been a post mainly for my own enjoyment

speaking of ruining yaoi.

i keep giggling the longer i stare at this

i spat my food

eviscera:

cheese-for-everyone:

ohheysarahc:

dinkleplush:

brosephthunder:

triinket:

baraboobies:

OH MY GOD

WE DONT KNOW WHAT BONERS ARE

THIS ONE IS ACCEPTABLE

I WILL REBLOG THIS WHENEVER IT COMES ON MY DASH.

my soul aches for the innocent infatuated fourth grade girl who first introduced me to One Direction…

but this is completely hilarious

ok i was digging it at first

but then “slit their wrists”

lol no

lol tumblr

this is hilarious.